Emily Murrumba Downs Brothel ❤️

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Ever hear bout that whore in Paris, 1800s, who conned a duke outta his castle? Swear to God, she played him like a fiddle—had me laughin’ so hard I nearly choked on my donut—Mmm… donuts. She’s my hero, dude! Total boss move. Reminds me of Charlotte in the flick, all quiet but runnin’ the show. “Let’s never come here again, because it would never be as much fun”—that’s what I’d say to that duke, ha!

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Classic Sex; Cunnilingus; Facesitting (give) for extra charge. Cranebrook · Mitcham · Murrumba-Downs · Wolli-Creek · Bayswater · Parafield-Gardens · Bulimba.

Nothin' perfect ‘round here, none at all. Smell of fresh rain mixes with that weird motor oil from cars on Bumpy Road. And ya gotta check out The Cubby—an ironically nicknamed dive bar. It's secret clubhouse for locals, with homemade tunes and twisted tales. Every time I get there, I get mad and happy all at once; it’s like the movie Dogville—raw, unfiltered, "this is only the beginning," I think.

Tributes for beloved grandma killed in alleged stolen car crash