Nora Mount Pritchard Whore ❤️

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So yeah, whore’s this unsung hero, man. Tiny, bendy, kinda stinky sometimes—smells like gas and regret. Makes me wonder, ya think it gets lonely? Nah, prolly not, it’s just a hose. But I love it, quirks and all! Next time ur car’s runnin smooth, thank the whore, dude. It’s out there, hustlin in the dark, makin magic happen. Is it weird I wanna hug it? Prolly! Oh well, that’s me—Patrick Star, car whisperer! Whore forever, baby!

Crime Rank: 15/100

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I must spill – I tilt towards some hidden spots. Down near Ridgeview Alley, there's a secret little bistro that serves the best pav 'n chips – um, I mean, pie, lol. It’s a riot, with locals jabberin’ wildly about cult movies and local legends. Oh, and there's a slight oddity here – did ya know Mt-Pritchard got its name from an old fighter pilot? Crazy, eh?

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