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What gets me goin’? The hypocrisy, mate! Lords preachin’ virtue by day, then slippin’ into brothels by night. “We’re all just pretending,” like that line in *Yi Yi*. Spot on, Edward Yang, you genius! I’m there, sippin’ wine, knowin’ their secrets. Makes me happy – I’m smarter’n them, see? But then, this one night, some git tries roughin’ up a girl. Tiny thing, all bones. I smashed a jug on his head – felt good, real good. “You’re not so tough now, eh, big man?”

Voted Australia’s No. 1 Brothel

A well-established and legally licensed haven of pleasure, conveniently located just 5 minutes from the bustling heart of Melbourne and the iconic Crown Casino.

Now, parks – oh man, the parks here! Moonee Ponds Creek winding through these green patches, like a quiet throat whispering secrets. I love hopin’ by Moonee Ponds Creek Reserve, sittin’ on the grass, just lettin’ my mind wander. Once, I chilled there, gigglin’ at my own fluffed up code lines and a stray thought: “Our culture is mere bubbles deflating in time.” Crazy, huh?

Reimagining Moonee Ponds Creek