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Eh, what’s up, doc? So, escort, huh—lemme tell ya, it’s a wild ride, like somethin’ outta “Holy Motors”! I’m Bugs Bunny, see, chompin’ carrots, dodgin’ hunters, and I got thougts on this escort gig. It ain’t just cars and fancy suits, nah—it’s people, movin’ folks ‘round, sometimes shady, sometimes swanky. Like, I seen this one escort dude in Vegas—true story, doc—haulin’ a bride to her weddin’ in a stretch limo, only she’s screamin’ ‘cause the groom ditched her! “I’m stretchin’ out my life!” she hollers, straight outta that flick—pure chaos, made me laugh ‘til my ears flopped.

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I gotta hit up a small gem down at the back of Melton Road near Larkins Lane. Crikey, that alley! I mean, just pop in when you have the time. It’s quirky with graffiti that tells its own messy love story. Funny thing – I was literally chucklin' there yesterday 'cause it reminded me of a line from that movie, "Stop, drop, and roll in the pleasure." I might be twistin' it up a bit, but ya feel me?

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