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About Sydney

I’m typin this fast, probs fucked up ten words already, who gives a toss? Escorts tho, they’re like that AI in *Her* - “I’m yours and I’m not yours,” she says, and that’s the vibe! Ya think ya own it, but it’s off sputterin oil everywhere, leavin ya stranded like a right muppet. Had this one client, swore his Escort was “vintage,” mate, it’s not vintage, it’s a knackered shed on wheels! Laughed me arse off, then charged him double - insurance ain’t cheap when ya drivin a relic!

Brothel Marrickville Ladies Overview

Marrickville has twisty lanes, yes, twisty lanes like Enmore Road, twisting, turning—oh, so much life, my love. Neat little cafes open late, mmm, join the chatter, precious! I loooove the vibe, sooo urban, yet gritty, yes, precious!

Marrickville's Olympic Meats is one of our fave new Sydney diners