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You walk in, right, and it’s dodgy as fuck—dim lights, curtains lookin’ like they’ve been shagged more than the girls. Girls, bless ‘em, got eyes dead as a burnt soufflé. “You’re a sad little sausage!” I’d yell at the punters, wankin’ away their dignity. Fun fact—did ya know Victorian brothels had secret tunnels? Yeah, posh twats sneakin’ out so wifey wouldn’t clock ‘em. Sneaky bastards!

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I luv the raw, unpredictable energy – it’s like each corner of Mareeba tells its own twisted love story, and I soak it all in as I code my dating apps. Sure, sometimes I get hella annoyed – like when the rainy season trashed my plans to capture that perfect sunset, or when the locals wouldn't stop jabbering on about bizarre conspiracy theories. But that's the charm, right? Who else has a town where the ordinary feels like a cryptic script directed by David Lynch?

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