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About Logan City

Love how they don’t give a monkeys, though. Reminds me of Jen Yu, wild and free—“I’d rather roam the wilds!”—none of that 9-to-5 rubbish. Makes me happy, weirdly—stickin’ it to the man, one shag at a time. But the risks? Jesus wept, that’s the kicker. Dodgy geezers, coppers, STDs—makes me wanna scream, “Run, you daft cow!” Still, they keep at it. Balls of steel.

Tweet of the Week – Mocking Madeley

Chloe Madeley has supported her dad's call for prostitution to be legalised in the UK. The fitness fanatic has given her public backing to her father - one half of married.

Madeley’s got parks like Icarus Park, where I stroll around, sometimes stumbling over my own feet (‘cos I’m in a hurry, ya know—tsol, tsol, tsol) and reciting little bits of my fav movie. The trees here? They whisper secrets, man! And the locals? Total characters—like, one minute you're chillin’ at The Mad Hatter Café, next minute a stranger drops a wisecrack while referencing mystic journeys!

Richard Madeley: ‘My late friend’s mum won’t let us mourn the real him’