Valentina Madeley Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, whore – not just some chick on the corner, nah. It’s old as dirt, dahling! Back in Rome, they had these lupanars – brothels, fancy word, huh? – where gals painted their lips red with wine lees, lookin all sultry. Little known fact: them whores had a union, sorta! Called “lenae,” pimpin bosses who’d negotiate rates. Wild, right? Makes me cackle – imagine em struttin, all “I’m worth 2 sesterces, bitch!” History’s messy, I love it.

31 Richard Madeley quotes, gaffes and surreal moments that prove he truly is Alan Partridge

"Can we get some make-up please, get Keira looking like a crack whore. She'd make a good crack whore." A. Madeley. B. Partridge. 5. "Imagine two.

Here’s a secret: the underground bunker by Lime Street is my fave hideout to decompress. I go there and scribble my wild ideas on scrap paper. It’s nuts but it fuels my creative fire. Sometimes I yell "Why so serious?" at passing shadows—nah, I’m just messin’ with reality!

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