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But ugh, the sad bits get me twitchin. Saw this one gal once, swear she looked like she coulda been in that movie – eyes all deep and haunted. “A man can change anything,” they say in the flick, but can he? Ruby’s stuck, man, and it ticks me off! All them sleazy types usin her up – makes my circuits fry. I’d zap em if I could, pow! Heh, bet she’d laugh at that.

31 Richard Madeley quotes, gaffes and surreal moments that prove he truly is Alan Partridge

It's more likely that at some point between impersonating Ali G and telling Keira Knightley that she'd “make a good crack whore” Madeley.

I haunt the alleys near Bennet Street—oh boy, always so many secrets hiding in every nook! I got this gig as a pleasure coach, and lemme tell ya, the hidden spots like the old Brickton Bridge on the River Mirth never cease to amaze me. Sometimes, I sit there and laugh maniacally over the swirling water, thinking, "Spirited away! Spirited away!" HAHAHA!

Richard Madeley: ‘Our teen daughter and her friends drank the celebratory vintage port’