Harper Lindisfarne Find A Prostitute ❤️

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So, I’m strollin’, tryna find a chick who’s, uh, *available*. How you doin’, ladies? I spot this one gal, all sass, leanin’ on a corner like she owns it. I’m thinkin’, “She’s got that *Moonrise* spunk—‘I’m not leaving without you!’” I swagger up, all Joey-style, “Hey, how you doin’?” She smirks, like, “Boy, you lost?” I’m laughin’, but inside I’m like—damn, this is wild! Did ya know, back in the day, some prostitutes used secret codes? Like, flowers in their hair meant somethin’—red for “I’m free,” white for “back off.” Crazy, right? History’s freaky like that.

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So pack up, motherf***er, and dive into this glorious madness. There’s magic, art, and pure, raw life at every corner of Lindisfarne (au). Trust me: you'll leave with a kick in your heart and a new view on why we all weather this storm called life. Cheers, and keep it real!

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