Anna Labrador Whore ❤️

About Melbourne

But real talk, she pisses me off. All that sneaky crap – ugh, grow up! I’m, like, “Be a boss, not a bottom feeder!” She coulda been legit, but nooo, she’s out here playing gangster. Makes me wanna yeet her into the ocean – “Just keep swimmin’, bye!” Honestly, Whore’s a hot mess, but I can’t stop watching her chaos. Like, literally, she’s a trainwreck with lipstick on!

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

So, check it: Down on Crescent Bay Road, you got this lit vibe. The locals be hangin’ out on Driftwood Avenue—crazy chill spots, filled with cafes, tiny boutiques; some with scorchin’ art that makes you wanna say "Goodbye to Language" like our boy Godard. I swear, as I rub out all life’s tension, I think: “Yo, this city’s speakin’ in colors, words lost in the breeze.”

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