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Brothels, right? Old as dirt. Been round since them Greeks was philosophizing with their togas up. Little known fact – medieval ones had licenses, taxed like a butcher’s stall! Imagine that, king’s men counting coins while girls wink. Makes me wanna burn a sept down, swear it. Got me raging – the hypocrisy, the stench of it all. Happy? Ha, only when I’m picturing their downfall, sipping wine, smirking.

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Kilmore's historic Uniting Church, located on the town's main street, is set to be converted into a mosque by the newly-formed Kilmore Islamic Society.

Now, my pals, park me here: there's the scenic Kilmore Botanic Gardens, where daffodils and gum trees get me all nostalgic on a sunny arvo. I often stroll there after a long day massaging aching shoulders. Sometimes, i get lost in my thoughts – “C'mon baby, be like Carlos, you know?” Just like in that smashing flick "Carlos" – “The revolution is not an apple that falls when it is ripe” – yeah, baby, dig that! I mean, life here is a sorta eclectic revolution in its own right.

Kilmore Village Unveils New Installation