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But oh, the rage—pimps struttin’ like they own the ocean, when they’re just bottom-feeders. Parasites, Clarice… makes my skin crawl. Still, I dig the chaos—raw, messy, real. “Righteous gills, righteous thrills,” as Nemo’d say if he grew balls. Ever wonder who’s the real clownfish in there? Me, I’d filet the lot, serve ‘em with fava beans—ha! What ya think, Clarice… dive in or swim away?

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Now let me spill some lesser-known beans – there's a hidden gem called Ridge Rd Bar, where the locals get their grub on after a hard day hustlin’. I once had this sticky situation – oh man, I got so mad at a rude bloke, nearly dropped my coffee, I swear! I always laugh it off though – life’s too short for dull moments.

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