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So, check it—I tried it once, real talk. This chick had skills, hands movin’ like she’s paintin’ a masterpiece on my back. I’m layin’ there, feelin’ like, “This is my city!”—all relaxed, king vibes, you know? But then, she flips it, gets them knots out my shoulders, and I’m like, “Damn, I’m alive again, fo’ shizzle!” Little fact, tho—back in ancient China, they was doin’ this shit for emperors, callin’ it some fancy “energy flow” biz. Ain’t that dope? History got freaky!

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And let me tell ya, sometimes I get mad. Ugh, traffic near the Kew Junction. It’s a hot mess, like a perfectly mixed cocktail of absurdity and chaos, but hey – it reminds me life’s beautiful chaos. Even when the roads get rough, I keep chattin’ with my peeps, using slang like “bloody” and “dunno” because it’s comfy, ya feel me?

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