Sofia Kew Brothel ❤️❤️

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“Memory is a tricky thing,” I mutter,

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Just curious if any of you dirty dogs here have visited a brothel here? No judgement, maybe make a throwaway if it’s a secret. Are you likely to catch anything there? Was it priced well? Did the .

I own a massage parlor in the heart of Kew (I’ll call it ‘The Zen Den’ for giggles), and lemme tell ya, the locals know how to relax! Honestly, my clients spill out secrets like, “It’s all just a series of splendid little mishaps!” One time, I massaged a fella with a bonkers full-on attitude on Malvern Street—crazy mix of emotions. Happy, mad, and all sorts of smashed feelings combined in a perfect crescendo of tranquility! hehe

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