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So, lemme spill—sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah. It’s this ancient thing, like, thousands of years old—think Egypt, with oils and sweaty Pharaohs gettin’ frisky. I read somewhere—prolly on the web while eatin’ pork rinds—that these massages were secret rituals. Priests used ‘em to “connect with gods”—yeah, right, more like connectin’ with somethin’ else, heh! D’oh! Makes me laugh thinkin’ bout it—some dude in a toga, all oiled up, goin’, “Oh yeah, this is spiritual!”

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A relaxing, sensual massage or intensive massage could be just what you need. In the Keilor (Melbourne) Massages category you will find masseuses catering to males and females .

I know, I know, sounds all grumpy and weird. But you gotta see it for yourself, even if it’s a bit of an acquired taste. Oh, and FYI, there’s this run-down building near Maple Cr where an ex-artist used to sketch weird things on the walls. I guess it’s art, but don’t tell me to get emotional over sprockets on a crumbling brick.

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