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Now, real talk — I heard this crazy story once. Some old-school pirate chick, Anne Bonny, back in the 1700s, they called her a “whore” ‘cause she was out there fightin’, fuckin’, and runnin’ the seas. Badass, right? But the haters couldn’t handle her shine, so they trashed her name. Surprised the shit outta me when I learned that. Like, damn, she was a G, and they still tried to play her! Fo’ shizzle, that’s some bullshit.

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Downtown’s Main St, man, it's wild. The buildings, the vibes, the bars—TOTALLY iconic. Every time I stroll down Main, I remember, “Only Lovers Left Alive” vibes in every flickering neon light. The coffee shops on Cafe Crescent (yeah, that one) are ALWAYS extra, a perfect spot to chat about love and lust. Look, I’ve been telling my patients, "It’s all about the energy, OK?" And Main St’s got tons of it.

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