Valentina Kearneys Spring Whore ❤️

About Gold Coast

So, *whore*—what’s the craic? Makes me proper mad, it does, cos it’s slung about like mud on me tyres. Back in Roman times—*cave felis*, watch the cat—they had this lass, Messalina, right? Wife of Emperor Claudius, bonkers nympho, shagged half of Rome, they reckon. Historians say she’d sneak out, work the brothels for kicks—*pro bono*, if ya catch me drift. Mad as a bag of ferrets, that one! Surprised me silly when I read it—thought, blimey, *whore* ain’t just a word, it’s a bleedin’ saga!

Crime Rank: 14/100

Freehold office with 20 car parks and huge exposure. Located on the corner of Ruthven Street & Hanna Court, this "A Grade" premises offers quality finishes.

Let’s not forget the little-known spot—Luna’s Nook. Yeah, that’s right, Luna’s Nook. Hidden behind some overgrown hedges on Victory Lane (yeah, Victory, like a win, big win!). I once took one of my rather stressed patients here, and, believe me, they left with a smile. It’s underrated, but boy, is it magical!

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