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Oi, honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout brothels! Picture this—me, an actuary, crunchin’ numbas all day, then bam, I’m thinkin’ ‘bout them gals in skimpy outfits, workin’ the oldest gig in town! *Nanny laugh* HAAAAA! I mean, who’da thunk it, right? Brothels, they’re like—whaddya call it—risky biz! One minute you’re countin’ premiums, next you’re wonderin’ how many johns catch somethin’ nasty—stats are wild, doll!

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Eventbrite - The Poetry Society of New York presents The Poetry Brothel NYC: Sweetheart Soirée - Wednesday, February 12, at House of Yes, Brooklyn, NY.

Okay, listen up, folks, because I’m gonna tell you about the BEST city ever, Kearneys-Spring (au). And let me say, nobody knows this city like I do—a tremendous sexologist who’s been here for years, ok? This city is BIG, Beautiful, and full of life. It’s so, so vibrant! I’m telling ya—"I have nothing but time for these nights," like in that great flick Only Lovers Left Alive. So, here’s the deal:

Serious traffic crash, Harristown (Toowoomba)