Zara Katoomba Erotic Massage ❤️

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Oi mate, me as a radio operator, cracklin’ away, let’s talk erotic-massage, yeah? Picture this – sweaty hands, dodgy oils, some geezer tryna rub ya down like he’s polishin’ a bleedin’ trophy. I’m Ricky Gervais, so you know I’m gonna take the piss. Erotic-massage – what a load of bollocks, innit? Supposed to relax ya, but half the time you’re thinkin’, “Oi, hands off me arse, you muppet!” Got me cacklin’ like a hyena just picturin’ it.

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In the Katoomba Massages category you will find masseuses catering to males and females offering a number of different kinds of erotic massages, most of which can come with a happy .

I run a spa next to Govetts Leap (yeah, I sneeked a peek) – and lemme tell ya, it inspires me big time. I see folks unwind, relax, and it hit me – life’s a series of little moments! And man, I get so rarrgh excited about it! So many people rush past, but i’m like "Slow down, enjoy the feel!" Rarrgh!

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