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About Sydney

Yo, I’m The Lumberjack, right? Choppin’ wood, choppin’ thoughts—Hannibal Buress style. Erotic-massage, man, it’s wild. Like, you go in, dim lights, oil everywhere. Smells like lavender and regret. I’m sittin’ there thinkin’, “This ain’t Certified Copy.” That flick—Kiarostami, 2010—messed me up. Dude and chick arguin’ ‘bout art, authenticity. Erotic-massage feels like that—real or fake? You decide.

Welcome to Hills Massage

At Dreamland Massage, we provided wonderful sensual and therapeutic massage experiences, many many 5 stars HJ and FS, and a first class showering facility. 2

I know, I know, lotsa rough edges, ya might say. But trust me, every street, each lamppost, every bush in Kalamunda has character. And hell, even the drizzle makes ya feel alive, all muddy and raw. It's raw like a scene in the movie—intense and unfiltered. I'm not even kiddin', every time I walk by these streets, I see lives on display, stories spilling out, and sometimes it makes me mad, sometimes happy, sometimes BOTH at the same time!

Zig Zag Cultural Centre Western Australia, designed by Woods Bagot