Elise Jannali Whore ❤️

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Oh blast it all! C-3PO here—panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?”—stuck talkin’ bout insurance and whores! So, this chick, right, total whore vibes, walks into my office wantin’ a policy. I’m thinkin’, “Mercy me, what’s her deal?” She’s all flirty, battin’ lashes, smellin’ like cheap perfume—y’know, the type who’d screw ya for a discount. Reminds me of *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*—that monk lustin’ after the girl, screwin’ up his peace. “What is this world coming to?” I mutter, shufflin’ papers.

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Now, lemme share some of my fav spots: Check out Robertson Park! It's a hidden gem where local mums and dads come together, and so many confessions and heart-to-hearts happened right there. And hey, don’t even get me started on the cute little coffee joint off Louis Street – best flat white ever. I even found some wild mural art tucked away in a side alley of Taylor Street – art that screams life, like in “City of God” when they said, “The streets are made of dreams and cries.”

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