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Exaggeratin’ for effect—this one joint had a “menu” taped under the counter. “Full release, $50.” Classy. I’m thinkin’, “Who’s dumb enough to fall for this?” Then I see the line out the door—morons everywhere. Sarcasm’s my lifeline— “Oh, sure, totally legit business.” I hate everything. Sexual-massage scams—worst part of the job. But I’ll keep crackin’ ‘em, cause I’m Ron frickin’ Swanson. “Spring break forever, bitches”—except it’s fraud forever, and I’m over it.

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Now, down by the creek – the Irymple River – water always flowin’ like time itself. I sit there sometimes, ruminatin’ on life, thinkin’ “Welcome to a new world,” while watchin’ the river swirl. Yeah, it’s kinda like therapy, just nature talkin’ to your soul. And oh, when the sunset hits that water, honey, it’s a masterpiece – reminds me of that movie: the poetic, raw beauty of nature.

Irymple Primary School steps towards the joy of dance