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So, I’m sippin’ wine, thinkin’ bout “The Dark Knight,” right? That scene—“Some men just wanna watch the world burn”—that’s me watchin’ some overpaid masseuse fumble a backrub into somethin’ spicy. Makes me giggle, it does. I knew this lass once, swore her “tantric touch” could cure a hangover. Lies! Woke up oily, broke, and still pissed. But damn, the *attempt*—slippery chaos, like Joker torchin’ a bank vault. Got me all hot ‘n’ bothered, then furious—why’d I pay for that rubbish?

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