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Heya, buddy! So, like, I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, ya know? Cuz I’m this big ol’ Consumption Psychologist now—fancy, huh? And I’m, like, starin’ at the world through my goofy Patrick Star eyes, wonderin’, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” Haha, nah, but serioiusly, peep this—people be out there lookin’ for prostitutes like it’s some kinda treasure hunt! Like in my fave movie, *Inside Llewyn Davis*, where Llewyn’s all mopey, singin’, “Hang me, oh hang me,” tryna find his vibe. That’s how it feels huntin’ for a hooker sometimes—lost, moody, but kinda funny too!

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Now, as a sexologist, I'm all eyes for intimacy spots. Check out the secret nooks in Riverside Park. There’s this cheeky little side path near Riverbend Lane where couples sneak in hushed giggles and whispered secrets. I once overheard some lovebirds talk 'bout the magic of vulnerability there...man, I felt all the feels—dude, it warmed my cockles, er, heart!

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