Claire Highbury Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Her fave move? Driftin corners like she’s in a movie—tires bald as my tail! “This is who I am,” she’d yell, quotin Tom vibes—total badass energy! Surprised me once, tho—parallel parked perfect, no dents! Nearly dropped my Scooby Snacks! Thought, “Who’s this chick?!” But next day? Backs into a pole—ruh-roh, there’s the Whore I know!

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Initially it was Glen Hoddle's Mum that was the whore, then for a while it was Harry Redknapp's Mum and it has had different versions over the years.

Did I mention the quirky lil’ café on Midnight Lane? Yeah, that one – where the barista always spins yarns about secret love letters hidden in old books. I swear, once I found a note taped under a table – a mad, passionate ode to a lost love. "Speak, speak to her, silently scream," like a fragmented line from that film, eh?

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