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I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, man, if I was a pimp, I’d be rollin’ in it! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares? Prostitutes got stories—wild ones! One time, this gal told me she tricked a dude into payin’ double by cryin’ about her “sick kid”—kid was fake, ha! Total con, I freakin’ love it! “Sell me this pen!”—she’d sell ya her sob story and her ass in one go!

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LJ Hooker Helensvale/Pacific Pines. 8 Discovery Drive, Helensvale QLD star (61 reviews).

I’ll be honest – sometimes this city's quirks drive me mad (ay, I’ve had a few instances of online matches ghosting me thanks to a dodgy Wi-Fi on Bitter Street - rubbish, I tell ya), but then there are times when the unexpected acts of kindness from strangers make me happy as a clam. I mean, who wouldn’t be moved by a random compliment on the dating app chats, eh?

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