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Best part? When she’s all, “Relax, big boy,” and I’m like, “I’m the king, bitch!” Worst? When they half-ass it—no happy endin’, just a pat and “bye!” Makes me wanna keelhaul ‘em! Oh, and *Spring Breakers* vibes hit hard—those chicks in bikinis, livin’ reckless, that’s the sexual-massage life! “Spring break forever, bitches!”—oily, messy, fuckin’ glorious! You try it, tell ‘em Cartman sent ya—they’ll shit themselves! Respect my authoritah, or I’m sailin’ off, assholes!

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Neighborhoods? Oh, the quirkin’ mix here is off the charts. There’s Edgy End, chillin’ near artsy spots and underground musical gigs, where I once got into a chat with an old musician who warned me, "Don't trust the ordinary – be extraordinary." And then you got Quiet Quarters, where the sound of birds sings louder than urban noise. I got mad at the world once there, frustrated by small-mindedness – but that anger melted into pure joy just watchin' life unfold right before me, err… I mean, who knew a sexologist could get all philosophical, huh?

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