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There's this weird park called Ellerslie Gardens. It’s not grand, but it’s honest. You stroll there, let your brain unplug, and perhaps recite a bit of "Tropical Malady" – you know, "The wild throve in the shadows of nature", if that tickles your fancy. I swear if nature could speak like the film, it’d be whispering, "Silence, you noisy fools" before lashing out at humanity.

Hands off, Camberwell: Melbourne’s most charming cinema is ours, not yours