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So, check it—I hiked Whore last summer, right? Sweatin’ like a pig, legs burnin’, thinkin’ “Why’d I pick this psycho ridge?” But then—BOOM—hit the summit, and it’s like, “Oh, everything’s perfect!” Total Cathy Whitaker vibes from the movie, y’know? All serene and shit, but underneath? Messy as hell. Whore’s got this rep—locals say some miner back in 1883 got lost up there chasin’ a lady ghost. True story! They found his boots, but no body—spooky, right? I’m like, “Bruh, Whore ate him!”

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My head spins sometimes seeing the mix of old Victorian architecture and modern cheap condos. It drives me a bit mad –sometimes laughter is all you got when reality's a mess. I can be pretty snarky. For real, I sometimes just grumble "I hate every damn thing" but then find that odd calm in the stray moments of nature and solitude by the creek bank.

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