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I’m startin’ to ramble – but hey, that’s the bloody charm here. It's messy and artful, like PT Anderson’s flick "The Master." Sometimes, I swear the city breathes like a beast with a soul – low, growlin' and deep, showin’ ya its scars and secrets. Like, "I can feel it, deep down, it's the secret of life," and every massage session feels like I'm understandin' that dark, intricate truth.

Pre-opening ceremony of BYD Haberfield Sales and Service Center held in Sydney