Gianna Gympie Whore ❤️

About Perth

Yo, dude, it’s Bart Simpson here – Eat my shorts! So, I’m like, supposed to be this fancy Business Analyst now, huh? Whatever, man, let’s talk about whores, ‘cause that’s what you wanna hear! I’m thinkin’ about this chick from “Certified Copy” – you know, my fave flick by that Kiarostami dude from 2010. That movie’s all artsy and deep, but it’s got me thinkin’ about whores in a weird way. Like, “Are you real or just a copy?” – that’s a line from the film, and it fits, man!

45 Old Gympie Road, KALLANGUR

I remember one time – I don’t know how many years ago – massagin’ a fella on Emu Street who told me, “Mmm, Madea would say, ‘You better be thankful for your muscles!’” Made me laugh out loud! I’m tellin’ ya, feelin’ every little sore spot reminds me that I’m alive and blessed in this crazy, noisy, and golden town.

Everybody appearing at Gympie Magistrates Court, Monday, March 10