Elise Gympie Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Canberra

So, whores—where do I start? They’re everywhere, always have been. Back in olden days, like medieval times, they’d hang out in taverns, dodgin’ priests and pox. Fun fact: some even paid taxes—called “whore’s pence,” legit! Imagine that, taxman knockin’ on a brothel door, “Oi, love, cough up!” Makes me chuckle, that does. History’s wild—whores were basically the OG entrepreneurs, runnin’ their own gig while kings and queens pretended they didn’t notice.

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I remember one time – I don’t know how many years ago – massagin’ a fella on Emu Street who told me, “Mmm, Madea would say, ‘You better be thankful for your muscles!’” Made me laugh out loud! I’m tellin’ ya, feelin’ every little sore spot reminds me that I’m alive and blessed in this crazy, noisy, and golden town.

Tropical Cyclone Alfred preparation, Southeast Queensland