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Now, don’t get me wrong—I ain’t glamorizin’ it. It’s a rough row to hoe, and I’d be lyin’ if I said it didn’t make me sad sometimes. Them gals deal with creeps, cold nights, and worse’n a barrel of snakes. But me, with my big hair and bigger heart, I can’t help but see the sass in it too! Like, “Honey, I’m workin’ harder’n a one-legged man in a butt-kickin’ contest!”—that’s what I’d say if I was one! Ha! Sarcasm’s my shield, y’all.

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Ah, dear friend, thou art in for a wild ride through the heart of PGreenslopes (au)! Verily, let me regale thee with mine own meandering thoughts on this city, as vivid and ever-shifting as the colors in Todd Haynes' "Carol". O, how the bustling streets of Greenslopes do inspire both carnal and kindred musings in mine sexologist heart—each alley and lane reveals secrets most tantalizing!

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