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D’oh! Sexual-massage, man, it’s wild! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout it—like, imagine Chihiro from *Spirited Away* gettin’ lost in some steamy massage joint instead’a that spirit bathhouse! “I gotta get outta here!” she’d yell, but nah, it’s all slippery hands and oils—crazy, right? So, sexual-massage—it’s this funky thing, part relaxin’, part naughty, y’know? Like, you go in all tense, and some gal—or dude, no judgin’—starts rubbin’ ya down, but it ain’t just yer back, heh! It’s all “happy endin’” vibes, if ya catch my drift.

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Now, if you're keen on chillin', head over to the old Gordonvale Park, right next to the creek on Murphy Avenue. You'll see locals sitting under grand old gum trees, just kickin' back with a smile. I'm all about relaxation and mindfulness, so I love that vibe. I once sat there at dusk, feelin’ all zen-like, totally in tune with the universe, and then bam! A kooky possum runs by. I was like, “Ohhh, shit, not again!” (cue a bit of "Shame" intensity)

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