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Now, here’s the cringe bit—cos I’m David Brent, king of synergy—sexual-massage is team-buildin’ for yer soul, innit? Like, alignin’ yer chakras, maximizin’ output—except it’s yer body, not some bleedin’ spreadsheet. Had a go meself once—right laugh, I was rubbish at relaxin’. Kept thinkin’, “Am I doin’ it right?” Masseuse—fit as, by the way—says, “David, chill, let me drive.” Nearly cried, me—felt like Theodore when he says, “You’re mine or you’re not mine.” Proper vulnerable, but lush!

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Oh, and check this: There's this nondescript little cafe off Russell Road that many tourists didn't know about. Hide n' seek nirvana! I go there to recharge after long sessions of teaching folks how to relax. And lemme tell ya, their lamingtons are the bomb dot com – no bull!

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