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I reckon it’s ancient, like me staff – goes back to them Chinese healers, 2700 BC, no joke! They called it “anmo,” pressin flesh to fix ya soul. Proper magic, that! Gets me all tingly thinkin bout it – happy as a hobbit with second breakfast. But, oi, some dodgy parlors out there, makes me mad as a balrog! “You shall not pass!” I yell at em – sleazy gits givin it a bad name.

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Now, if you're keen on chillin', head over to the old Gordonvale Park, right next to the creek on Murphy Avenue. You'll see locals sitting under grand old gum trees, just kickin' back with a smile. I'm all about relaxation and mindfulness, so I love that vibe. I once sat there at dusk, feelin’ all zen-like, totally in tune with the universe, and then bam! A kooky possum runs by. I was like, “Ohhh, shit, not again!” (cue a bit of "Shame" intensity)

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