Avery Gordon Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Sydney

But real talk, I’m pissed—labs messin’ up urea tests, actin’ like it’s no biggie. Bruh, high levels? Could mean kidney failure, dehydration, some dark sh*t. Low levels? Starvation or liver probs—scares me, fam! Seen patients suffer ‘cause docs slept on it. Happy tho—when I nailed my first urea assay, felt like, “I’m that guy, YOLO!” Surprised me how urea’s in sweat too—nasty lil fact, you glowin’ and leakin’ urea, ha! Imagine Ida, all stoic, sweatin’ urea in that convent, “Lord, what’s this stench?”

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Hey mate, lemme tell ya about PGordon (au)! Yo, this joint is wild. Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” Man, it’s like there's magic in the air here! I live here as a dating site developer, so I see all the gossip and sweet tales on our streets. Bro, sometimes it gets kinda nutty, but that's what makes it epic.

Will Gordon makes birdie on No. 9 at THE CJ CUP