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Here’s a kicker – some spots, they blindfold ya. Heightens everythin’, like – BAM! Didn’t see that comin’, made me laugh my ass off after. “Know your role,” right? Role here’s simple – relax, let go, enjoy the ride. Ain’t no shame, fam, it’s human as hell. Oh, and fun fact – Japan’s got this “nurumassage,” all slippery ‘n’ wild, uses seaweed gel! Seaweed, bro – who thinks that up? Freaky geniuses, that’s who.

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I get all emo sometimes—when the night’s too loud or when the dates go sideways. I'm mad at traffic on Wellington Road sometimes, or when people rush—innit? But then, life’s a wild, messy affair. And hey, re-read that Leviathan vibe: "It goes on, relentlessly, cruelly." I mean, yeah, that's our cursed charm, but damn, it's art in chaos.

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