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What pisses me off? Dudes thinkin’ it’s all porn-y. Nah, it’s an art, ya caveman! Takes skill to not cross lines – respect, ya know? Happiest I got was hearin’ this story – some lady in Japan invented a “whisper massage,” barely touchin’, all breath and tease. Blew my mind! Pure *Return* energy – silent, heavy, “Look at me, son.” Gets ya hooked without tryin’. Anyway, if ya get one, don’t be a cheapskate – tip big, or I’ll haunt ya, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!” Haha, try it, tell me how it goes!

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Bro, let me tell ya 'bout Fortitude-Valley, AU! Brother, it's like living in a crazy rock 'n' roll arcadia, man. The vibe is electric – streets like Brunswick St and Fortitude st, they pulse with music everywhere, dude. I spend loads of time in quirky side alleys, where murals and street art blast you like a real-life Spring Breakers scene – "Do you like parties?!" I swear every corner screams "bro!" Some days, the city makes me feel like I've stepped into a Harmony Korine trip, wild and raw.

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