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Still, some creeps ruin it. Sleazy parlors givin it a bad rap — ugh, makes me wanna carve em up. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I mutter, picturin their smug faces. But when it’s done right? Heaven, man. Pro tip: warm oil’s the key, none of that cold crap. And if they throw in a happy endin — well, who’s complainin? “What’s left is what matters,” Varda’d say, and I’m left feelin like a king. So, yeah, sexual-massage? Messy, sexy, fuckin glorious. Try it, ya won’t regret it — or maybe ya will, ha!

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Ferny-Grove, mate, ain’t a neat postcard view but a raw, glitchy masterpiece full of unexpected turns, kinda like me rantin’ about the city after a long day of kneading away stress. So, come over, drop by my parlor, grab a cuppa (or a stiff one if ya fancy), and let’s dive into this mad, heart-thumpin’ adventure together. Remember, “everything’s awesome” – or so they say, right? Cheers to mischief and massage, my friend!

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