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So, sex-dating—where do I start? It’s wild, like Homer on a bender. These apps, they’re a mess, but fun! Met this guy once—total stud, right?—and he’s all “let’s hook up quick.” I’m like, “Hmm… slow down, tiger!” Turns out, he’s got three profiles—THREE! Little known fact: dudes reuse pics from 2010. Caught him with a flip phone in one. Busted! Made me mad, like when Bart skips school.

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Man, the local parks—like Ferntree Gully Park—are so breathe-n-easy! I luv walkin' near the many nature trails. There’s this quiet ravine off Pines Rd where I’ve had so many deep convos with my clients. So, like, sometimes when I'm rantin’ bout love and sex, I think “4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days” style–you know, all raw and real, no bullshit! It’s kinda like life here.

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