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Oi, you donkey! Sex-dating’s a bloody mess, innit? Like tryna cook risotto blindfolded—half these idiots can’t even flirt right! I’m a telephone operator, yeah, patching calls all day, hearing saps whine ‘bout their hookups. Makes me wanna scream, “Idiot sandwich!” at ‘em! So, sex-dating—swiping left, right, up yer arse—total chaos. Apps like Tinder? Piss-poor matchmaking, mate. You get dolled up, hopin’ for a shag, and boom—some twat ghosts ya. Reminds me of *Brooklyn*—Eilis lacing up her dreams, sailing off for love, right? “The heart’s a stubborn little bastard,” she’d say. Sex-dating’s the same—stubborn as fuck!

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I'm of average looks, but overall I'm a great package! We are open minded people. Easy going. Looking to try something new. We like to try swap partners.

Aiii, me d00d, let me tell ya 'bout Fairfield-Heights (au) innit! Yo, I'm runnin’ a massage parlor here, so trust me—I've seen every nook & cranny of dis dump... err, I mean, city! First off, check dis: Maple Street! Wot?! Its vibe is mad chill and quirky. Nothin’ fancy but, like, full of hidden surprises, ya get me?

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