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Love it, hate it—makes me tingle, them fingers divin’ deep, unlockin’ knots I didn’t know I had. Favorite bit? When they whisper, “relax, mate,” and yer like, “oi, I’m tryin’!” Reminds me of Varda’s gleaners, scavengin’ for bits—here it’s stress they snatch. Once got a bloke who hummed—HUMMED—durin’ it, drove me mad, but damn, them hands were gold. Ever tried it with hot stones? Fuckin’ hell, thou art a king then, sweatin’ and sighin’.

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The local markets near Kingston Street are mad fun too. I sometimes just stroll past munchin' on a cheeky snack while thinkin' 'bout life. Cuz, innit, massaging tells ya all sorts of secrets – what wrks, wha don’t, and why people be stressed like they're stuck in a gangsta flick. "Is it 'cos I is black?" – yeh, sometimes it's just weird life, bruv. The vibes shift like clouds; one minute you're chillin', the next a bloke in a suit bursts out, mad in his head about traffic.

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