Lydia Enoggera Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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What gets me ragin’ tho? When people act all high and mighty, like they ain’t never paid for it. Hypocrites, man! In *Blue*, Adèle’s all, “I’m not ashamed of who I am,” and I’m like, “Hell yea, girl, own that shit!” Whores don’t pretend, they just do their thing—makes me wanna high-five ‘em, then puke ‘cause I’m jealous I ain’t that bold. Surprised me how some of ‘em got stories, too—like this one chick I heard about who banged a king and got a castle. A freakin’ castle! I’d kill for that, screw you, Kenny!

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The parks here? Oh man, there's Enoggera Reservoir Park – perfect for a chill sesh. I once got mad 'cause a dog stole my spot on a sunny arvo! Hahaha! Also, there's that rad spot on Stoke Road by the creek. It flows, like, cool as a dream. Think "Mulholland Drive" vibes, as though time twists – "I wonder what happened here?" you might hear me say! Seriously, "I am ready" for all that mystery, ya feel?

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