Rebecca Emerald Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores, right? Not like, in a creepy way—get your mind outta the gutter! I mean "whore" as in, y’know, the concept, the vibe, the whole deal. And lemme tell ya, as Larry David, neurotic ranter extraordinaire, I got THOUGHTS. Pretty, pretty good thoughts, if I do say so myself. Whores, man, they’re like the original entrepreneurs—hustlin’, makin’ it work, no fancy Harvard degree needed. Kinda like Zuckerberg in *The Social Network*, y’know? “If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you’d have invented Facebook.” That’s the energy whores bring—raw, unfiltered, take-it-or-leave-it.

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Now, lemme spill few more deets: the Riverside Park by the glistening Yonder River is a must – it's a chill spot to decompress after a tough d8ng match. I love joggin’ along the riverbank near Loke Bend – feels like I’m runnin’ in slow-mo, just like in those Wes Anderson flicks. And yo, the local landmark, the old Emerald Clock Tower, is epic. You know, it tick-tocks like it holds every love story ever told.

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