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Alright, listen up, you filthy lot—sexual-massage, huh? I’m Cersei bloody Lannister, and I’ve got thoughts. Cold disdain dripping off me like wine on a bad day. It’s all hands and oils, slippery nonsense—makes my skin crawl sometimes. But, fine, there’s this thing about it, right? Little known fact: back in ancient Essos, they’d use it to “heal” warriors—rubbish, I say, just an excuse to grope. Imagine some oiled-up fool kneading my back after a battle—hah! I’d slit his throat before he’d finish muttering “relax.”

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I’m always on the move, talkin' to locals, sharin' stories, and discovering hidden spots – like my favorite beach hideout near Elwood Back Beach. The vibe there is just... whoa, enchanting and wild. It's like Toni Erdmann said, "Let's see the world without filters!"—I mean, exactly that! Y'know, every nook in this city, with its whispers of history, quirky weather shifts, and artful conflicts, always reminds me why I love my chill life. It’s raw, unfiltered, and damn delightful.

All the Worst Humans: How I Made News for Dictators, Tycoons and Politicians by Phil Elwood review – a spin doctor for despots