Luna Eltham Brothel ❤️

About Sydney

Funniest thing—some spots got menus. Like McDonald’s, but with boobs. Pick your flavor, pay up—absurd as hell. Made me laugh, tho—capitalism’s wild, fam. Surprised me too—girls runnin the show sometimes. Boss bitches, flippin the script. Thought in my head: “Respect, but damn, risky.” Exaggeratin here, but feels like half these johns cry after. “It’s not a hoax,” they whimper—pathetic.

City Directories

Ah, my friend, so you wanna know 'bout Eltham (au), eh? I am your father... Listen, this place is wild.

No rebuild necessary at ‘young, hungry’ Old Eltham