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Like, literally, ohmigod, brothels are wild! So, I’m, like, this tractor driver, right? Drivin’ thru fields, thinkin’ bout life. And I’m like, “Why so serious?”—total Dark Knight vibes. Brothels tho, they’re, like, this secret world. I heard this one story—total tea—some old brothel in Nevada? Used to be a saloon! Cowboys would roll in, all dusty, lookin’ for fun. Like, can you imagine? Probs smelled like cows and whiskey.

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From brothel antics to strict station masters, the Eltham Hotel has seen it all since it was built in

Man, I remember a night near the Eltham Library (not far from Morris Ave) when a heartfelt conversation with a couple brought tears. They talked in whispers, so raw and genuine—like the fading colors of memories you try desperately to erase. The night air was thick, almost liquid emotion. I felt like Darth Vader, looming over, weighing every sorrow and joy. "I am your father," I muttered, half in jest, half in truth.

The historic Eltham gardens with an Instagram-worthy wisteria spot