Savannah Elsternwick Whore ❤️

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So, this one time, I’m readin’—yeah, me, lab geek—bout this whore in ancient Rome, total legend. Name’s lost, but she’s hustlin’ senators, got ‘em payin’ her in gold coins AND secrets. She’s out here playin’ 4D chess while they’re droolin’. Made me laugh, like, “Girl, you’re the real MVP!” But then—ugh—some crusty dude tried shuttin’ her down, and I’m like, “Bro, let her live!” Pissed me off, y’know? Power trips ruin everything.

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Nov 6,  · The Age on Twitter: "An Elsternwick cafe owner whose data was exposed in the Optus hack in September realised something was wrong last week. Since then, he has lost .

I gotta say, sometimes I get proper pissed. Like when I see parents yellin’ at their kids in the park – what a bloody circus! Other times though, I'm honestly chuffed to bits. The community here, they might be odd, but they're real. No fake pretense, just genuine, chaotic life.

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